I have problems and my ringtone is azusa telling me I have an incoming call I have problems.
Let me tell you about Hanamiya motherfucking Makoto. He’s 17, a second year in Kirisaki Daiichi high school, which is a fucking richass private school known for some of the highest promotion rates in Tokyo, which already means that either he’s hella smart, dirty fucking rich, or both. He also pretty much took over the whole damn club after his first year and got the coach to fucking quit, then became the fucking captain and student coach for his basketball team in his second year. Not just captain. Not just coach. FUCKING BOTH.
he went to middle school with Imayoshi motherfucking Shouichi whom we all know is not only badass as fuck but also intelligent as fuck, and Imayoshi fucking acknowledges Hanamiya as a goddamn genius not only in basketball but also in general which is saying a lot considering this is practically recognition from the fucking devil himself. Hanamiya aces tests and gets #1 scores without even fucking studying. Hanamiya breaks people’s fucking lives and legs and careers without being caught ever. Hanamiya is a GOOD FUCKING CAPTAIN BECAUSE HE EARNED THE RESPECT AND LOYALTY OF HIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TEAM ENOUGH THAT THEY’D LET HIM DRAG THEM DOWN INTO HELL WITH HIM AND THEY’D STILL FOLLOW HIS ORDERS AND THEY STILL WOULDN’T RAT ON HIM. AND THIS ISN’T OUT OF FEAR, BECAUSE THEY STILL HAVE THE GALL TO MESS AROUND AND SASS HIM, THEY GENUINELY LIKE AND TRUST HIM.
Hanamiya isn’t any normal fucking cheater, oh hell naw, he is a cheater with fucking brains and class. and not only that- he is a talented like bitch, who can pull off fucking floater shots and steal that b-ball like nobody’s business, predicting their damn pass routes and intercepting them every damn time. he clearly has enough talent on his own that he doesn’t need to fucking cheat to win his games, he actually just hurts people for the fucking shits and giggles. he doesn’t give two flying fucks about this game, he just likes seeing people get hurt and give up and he enjoys it. it isn’t about winning, it isn’t about revenge, it’s just about having a fucking laugh at the expense of others’ dreams. he’s the most fucking evil you can get, the least empathetic being in all of satan’s circles of hell, and he not only accepts, but revels and thrives in it!!!!
also, his eyebrows are like tadpoles and he clearly doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks about them. you go glen coco.
tl;dr, hanamiya motherfucking makoto is a fucking evil and amazing motherfucking who will fuck your shit up have a nice day
"that character is such an asshole why do you even like them"
no you see that’s exactly why i like them
kishida tried to turn azusa into hanamiya rofllll
whenever i draw azusa he ends up being a slut hahaha i’m sorry
most of these were for 11/28 (knee-high day) but then it slowly moved away from it whoops)
when will this
i need to stop lurking on twitter
KnB S2 EP 8 [2/2] ― Hanamiya Makoto